• The Brooklyn Continental Breakfast Platter$12.50
• The Tamarama$9.75
• Emmanuels Fancy Schmanzy$9.75
• Seventeen Grain Granola With Luscious French Vanilla Yogurt$7.75
• Birds Breakfast Sandwich$5.25
• Felicias Irreverently Bold Breakfast Sandwich$7.00
• The Buddhist Ohmmmmmlette$8.75
• The Artie Beetson Omelette$9.75
• The Oh Dios Mio Omelette$10.75
• The Frisky Fergus ‘we Remember Who’s Your Daddy’ Scrambled Pesto Eggs$8.75
• Pascale’s "I Get Up To Way Too Much Mischief In Fort Greene & I’m Loving It" Breakfast$8.75
• The "No Animals Were Harmed During The Making Of This Breakfast" Breakfast$8.75
• Sexy Venezuelan Toast$4.50
• add a toey armenian egg$1.75
• Vegemite Soldiers$5.00
• Vegan Wheat Free Muffins Toasted & Hypocritically Lavished With Moo Cow Butter$3.50
• The Awesomest Brunch$14.00
• add a mimosa or bellini for a nice happy buzz$8.00

• The ‘cry Me A Rivera Diego Cos I Just Dumped My Cheating Ex’ Mouthful Of Satisfaction$9.75
• The ‘let’s Be Nice To Everyone Except The Assholes Who’ve Trashed Us On Yelp’ Sandwich Of Harmony$9.75
• The Vegan Temptress$9.75
• The Everybody Loves The Sunshine Veggie Burger$9.75
• add avocado or cheese$1.75
• The Classic Dole Bludger$7.00
• Nutty Buddy$5.25
• The Mysterious WTF$9.75
• Bodhi’s Sandwich Of Enbitenment$8.00

Smooch. Salads Come With A Mixture Of Greens, Baby Spinach, Cucumber, Red Cabbage carrots And Other Local Fresh Produce Lightly Sprinkled With Gomazio And Coated with Lemon, Garlic, & Herbed Vinaigrette Or Olive Oil & Sea Salt Dressing

• The Garden Of Eden$7.50
• The Sassy Lassy Sweet Italian Chicken Sausage$9.75
• The Voluptuous Vixen Avocado & Hummus$9.75
• Steamed Kale$7.50

• Avocadon/a
• Toastn/a
• Chicken Sausagen/a
• Homefriesn/a

• Chocolate Cake$5.50
• Red Velvet Cake$5.50
• Carrot Cake$5.50
• Chocolate Chip Cookie$2.50
• Oatmeal & Raisin Cookie$2.50

• Coconut, Lime & Ginger Crush$4.50
• Organic Lemonade$3.50
• Tiger Woods$3.50
• Iced Mint & Lemon Tea$3.00
• Iced Mango Tea$3.00
• Miss Boucicaut’s Lemon Honey Rooibos Elixir$4.00
• Shirley’s Cool Mint Cocoa Milkshake$5.00
• Ginger Beer$3.50
• Iced Latte$4.00
• Iced Americano$3.00

• Mixed Berriesn/a

• Chinotto, Limonata & Aranciata$3.50
• Ginger & Lemongrass Presse$3.50
• San Pellegrino Watern/a

• Orangen/a
• Applen/a
• Cranberryn/a
• Mangon/a

• Espresso$2.50
• Double Espresso$3.50
• Melbourne Latte$3.50
• Cappuccino$3.50
• Cortada$3.50
• Flat White$3.50
• Mocha$4.50
• Americano$3.00
• Macchiato$3.00
• Twelve Dollar Latte$5.00

$3 Cup $5 Pot

• Chamomile, Red Rooibosn/a
• Hot Spicy Maman/a
• Moroccan Mintn/a
• Kukicha Twign/a
• Gentle Green Giantn/a
• Earl Greyn/a
• English Breakfastn/a
• Yerba Maten/a
• Marsala Chain/a

• Babycino$2.00
• Nice Bowl Of Hot Chocolate$4.00

$25 Jug

• Sangrian/a
• Mimosan/a
• Bellinin/a

• Cabernet Sauvignonn/a
• Malbecn/a
• Sangiovese$25.00
• Tempranillon/a
• Crianza$25.00
• Pinot Noirn/a

• Pinot Grigion/a
• Rieslingn/a
• Sauvignon Blancn/a
• Chardonnayn/a

• Cavan/a

• Coopers Extra Best Stout$5.00
• Kirin Ichiban$5.00
• Coopers Sparkling Ale$5.00
• Peroni$5.00
• Corona$5.00
• Negro Modelo$5.00
• Red Stripe$5.00
• Pinkus Pilsner$7.00
• Pinkus Heiferveizan$7.00

$3 For 1, $7/3, $12/5, $16/7, $22/10, Recommended Companions

• Tomato, Mozzarella, Peston/a
• Roasted Garlic, Olive Oil, Parmesann/a
• Goat Cheese, Roasted Peppern/a
• Ham, Provolone, Sun Dried Tomaton/a
• Pepperoni, Reggiano, Sweet Plum Chutneyn/a
• Ricotta, Baby Spinach, Pine Nutsn/a
• Caramelized Onions, Chicken Sausage, Mustardn/a
• Vegemite, Provolone, Avocadon/a
• Proscuitto, Fig, Ricottan/a
• Parmesan, Ricotta, Mozzarellan/a
• Sweet Potato Mash, Almondn/a
• Avocado, Tomato, Black Peppern/a

$14 / $25 For Two, Selection Of

• Meatsn/a

Served With Quince Paste, Crackers & Breads Chardonnay

• Brien/a
• Parmesann/a
• Mozzarellan/a
• Provolonen/a
• Gorgonzolan/a
• Boccocinin/a

Cab Sav / Crianza

• Salamin/a
• Mortadellan/a
• Proscuitton/a
• Hamn/a
• Pepperonin/a

• Cucumbersn/a
• Dolmadesn/a
• Breadn/a
• Carrotsn/a
• Hummusn/a
• Mazza Crackersn/a

• Baby Spinachn/a
• Avocadon/a

• Cappuccino Mouse Caken/a
• Rum And Raisin Caken/a
• Triple Chocolate Caken/a

$8 Glass $25 Carafe

• Sangrian/a
• Ethiopian Honey Winen/a

$5 / $7 Pinkus

• Coopers Best Extra Stoutn/a
• Coopers Sparkling Alen/a
• Kirin Ichibann/a
• Peronin/a
• Coronan/a
• Red Stripen/a
• Negro Modelon/a
• Pinkus Wheat Ale Organicn/a
• Pinkus Pilsner Organicn/a

• Cappuccinon/a
• Flat Whiten/a
• Latten/a
• Double Espresson/a
• Earl Greyn/a
• Ebtn/a
• Chain/a
• Rooibosn/a
• Greenn/a
• Kukichan/a
• Chamomilen/a

• Chinotton/a
• Limonatan/a
• Aranciatan/a
• Applen/a
• Cranberryn/a
• Mangon/a

• San Pellegrino$3.50

• Bowl Of Hot Chocolate$4.00